. >> and a subaru dealership. >> i am just saying, these owners seem to make a basic error of who your bed an breakfast target audience is, it is a shame because otherwise this bed-and-breakfast is quite lovely. >> you can get a home cooked english breakfast at the hotel and enjoy the views. >> jon: don't look up english breakfast on english dictionary, on urban dictionary. i can't help it. oh, my god! who cooks tomatoes for breakfast? there really is an urban dictionary for english breakfast and you don't want to know. let's meet the offending couple. >> we just had a relaxing weekend away, with thousand of other couples do in britain every weekend, we checked that he would be welcome and didn't cross our minds in 2008 in britain we needed to say where we would be. >> jon: of course the dog is welcome, the bible doesn't say anything about dogs going to hell. in fact, i have it on good authority that they all go to heaven. what kind of evil monsters would turn away this adorable pair of matching simon pegs. >> maple gave their reaction outside of the courts. >> jon: oh, my god, they ar